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75+ Funny Pub Quiz Questions and Answers Only a True Pub Genius Can Score 50+ and Still Keep a Straight Face!

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Are you looking for some funny pub quiz questions for your next trivia night? We are here to help!

While General knowledge questions can be fun, nothing beats some truly funny and silly pub quiz questions.

Here that’s exactly what you will get. This quiz is made of 4 funny quiz rounds including trivia, multiple-choice and some jokes.

While these questions can be a bit unusual, they are based on some fun facts that are also pretty interesting.

All in all, they are ideal for people looking for funny quiz rounds for friends or to add a round of funny quiz night questions to their current GK pub quiz.

Make sure to take a piece of paper and a pen since there are quite a few questions to answer.

So, are you ready to discover all these funny quiz rounds? Let’s get started!

Round 1: Funny Pub Quiz Trivia Questions

Friends having a beer
  1. 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from?
  2. In which city state is the sale of chewing gum illegal since 1992?
  3. In which TV show can you hear the famous quote “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”?
  4. Which intruder broke into Buckingham Palace and asked the Queen for some cigarettes?
  5. What is the national animal of Scotland?
  6. Which UK city was named after ‘breast-shaped hills’?
  7. Which character in Friends has a third nipple?
  8. What did the BBC famous announced on 18 April 1930?
  9. Which famous singer’s birthname is Robert Zimmerman?
  10. Why are bananas curved?
  11. Which politician famously said ‘My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly’?
  12. Which country has the most pyramids?
  13. Which colour were the first oranges?
  14. Which country introduced the Playing cards tax?
  15. In which country was “The Great Emu War”?
  16. What is a zonkey?
  17. Which country are French fries from?
  18. What was the tiny pocket in jeans originally designed to store?
  19. Which letter doesn’t appear in any US State name?
  20. What is the most common colour of toilet paper in France?
  21. Which Friends character dresses as the holiday armadillo?
  22. During the Liechtenstein’s War of 1886, 80 soldiers were sent. How many returned?
  23. Which Spanish cheese is shaped like a breast?
  24. Which country is home to the world’s largest herd of camels?
  25. Which monarch set up a tax on beard in 1535?
  26. Which household item is it illegal to shake in the street of London?
  27. What is the only town in the UK with an exclamation mark as part of its name?
  28. In which US city can you find the district of Foggy Bottom?

Round 1: Answers

  1. 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from? Brown Cows
  2. In which city state is the sale of chewing gum illegal since 1992? Singapore
  3. In which TV show can you hear the famous quote “I’m not insane. My mother had me tested.”? The Big Bang Theory
  4. Which intruder broke into Buckingham Palace and asked the Queen for some cigarettes? Michael Fagan
  5. What is the national animal of Scotland? Unicorn
  6. Which UK city was named after ‘breast-shaped hills’? Manchester
  7. Which character in Friends has a third nipple? Chandler Bing
  8. What did the BBC famous announced on 18 April 1930? There is no news
  9. Which famous singer’s birthname is Robert Zimmerman? Bob Dylan
  10. Why are bananas curved? Because they grow towards the sun
  11. Which politician famously said ‘My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly’? Winston Churchill
  12. Which country has the most pyramids? Sudan
  13. Which colour were the first oranges? Green
  14. Which country introduced the Playing cards tax? England (UK)
  15. In which country was “The Great Emu War”? Australia
  16. What is a zonkey? The offspring of a zebra and a donkey
  17. Which country are French fries from? Belgium
  18. What was the tiny pocket in jeans originally designed to store? A pocket watch
  19. Which letter doesn’t appear in any US State name? Q
  20. What is the most common colour of toilet paper in France? Pink
  21. Which Friends character dresses as the holiday armadillo? Ross Geller
  22. During the Liechtenstein’s War of 1886, 80 soldiers were sent. How many returned? 81
  23. Which Spanish cheese is shaped like a breast? Tetilla
  24. Which country is home to the world’s largest herd of camels? Australia
  25. Which monarch set up a tax on beard in 1535? King Henry VIII
  26. Which household item is it illegal to shake in the street of London? A rug / carpet
  27. What is the only town in the UK with an exclamation mark as part of its name? Westward Ho!
  28. In which US city can you find the district of Foggy Bottom? Washington DC

Round 2: Funny Pub Quiz Multiple Choice Questions

Group of friends drinking beer together
  1. Where can you find the original London Bridge?
    1. London
    2. Scotland
    3. Arizona
    4. Sydney
  2. Where can you find the smallest bone in the human body?
    1. In the knee
    2. In the ear
    3. In the foot
    4. In the hand
  3. How fast was the first person convicted of speeding going?
    1. 8 mph
    2. 20 mph
    3. 40 mph
    4. 80 mph
  4. What is Pteronophobia?
    1. Fear of being tickled by feathers
    2. Fear of seeing babies smiling
    3. Fear of walking on a bridge
    4. Fear of being hugged
  5. Where was the Hawaiian pizza invented?
    1. USA
    2. Canada
    3. UK
    4. Italy
  6. How many calories would you burn if you bang your head against a wall for one hour?
    1. 15
    2. 50
    3. 150
    4. 1000
  7. In which US state can you find a town named “Hot Coffee”?
    1. Mississippi
    2. Texas
    3. Alabama
    4. Virginia
  8. What does Volkswagen make (besides cars)?
    1. Board Games
    2. Sausages
    3. Beer
    4. Clothes
  9. How old id the oldest “your mom” joke?
    1. 50 years
    2. 500 years
    3. 1,500 years
    4. 3,500 years
  10. What is the Gruen transfer?
    1. The feeling of getting lost in a mall
    2. The feeling of having eaten too much
    3. The feeling of being too tall
    4. The feeling of having forgotten something
  11. How many folds are there in a chef toque?
    1. 5
    2. 10
    3. 50
    4. 100
  12. Why was Bernard Tomic fined $80,000 during the 2019 edition of Wimbledon?
    1. Lack of effort
    2. Swearing
    3. Throwing coins to the umpire
    4. Damaging a practice court
  13. In average, how many times do people fart per day?
    1. 1
    2. 2 to 5 times
    3. 5 to 15 times
    4. 15 to 25 times
  14. Which tax on a valuable commodity was introduced in Ancient Rome?
    1. Tea Tax
    2. Urine Tax
    3. Soil Tax
    4. Beard Tax
  15. What did pirates wear because they were believed to improve their eyesight?
    1. A hat
    2. Eaarings
    3. Two pairs of socks
    4. Black boots
  16. What is the name of the Twitter bird?
    1. Nick
    2. Jerry
    3. Larry
    4. Chuck
  17. Where was the German chocolate cake invented?
    1. Germany
    2. Texas
    3. Portugal
    4. Belgium
  18. What is Khloe Kardashian scared of?
    1. Dolphins
    2. Belly Buttons
    3. Butterflies
    4. House Plants
  19. Which animal’s poop is cube-shaped?
    1. Wombats
    2. Kangaroos
    3. Emu
    4. Tasmanian Devil
  20. What was the first movie to show a toilet flushing?
    1. Psycho
    2. West Side Story
    3. The Birds
    4. Danjo
  21. Wojtek was a corporal in the Polish army during WWII. What was peculiar about this soldier?
    1. He was a bear
    2. He was a goat
    3. He was a giant
    4. He was the descendant of Cleopatra
  22. What does is the March 20th?
    1. Bubble Wrap day
    2. Snowman Burning Day
    3. Stay away from Seattle Day
    4. Dogs in Politics Day
  23. Ian Brackenbury Channell was the official _______ of New Zealand.
    1. Ghost
    2. Wizard
    3. Bunny
    4. Smurf
  24. In which country is H0 H0 H0 Santa’s postcode?
    1. Norway
    2. Australia
    3. Canada
    4. India
  25. Which British actor is a descendent of Robert Catesby, one of the Gunpowder Plot perpetrators?
    1. Kit Harrington
    2. Benedict Cumberbatch
    3. Tom Hardy
    4. Henry Cavill

READ MORE: 100 Multiple Choice Trivia Questions and Answers for your next Quiz Night

Round 2: Answers

  1. Where can you find the original London Bridge? Arizona
  2. Where can you find the smallest bone in the human body? In the ear
  3. How fast was the first person convicted of speeding going? 8 mph
  4. What is Pteronophobia? Fear of being tickled by feathers
  5. Where was the Hawaiian pizza invented? Canada
  6. How many calories would you burn if you bang your head against a wall for one hour? 150
  7. In which US state can you find a town named “Hot Coffee”? Mississippi
  8. What does Volkswagen make (besides cars)? Sausages
  9. How old id the oldest “your mom” joke? 3,500 years
  10. What is the Gruen transfer? The feeling of getting lost in a mall
  11. How many folds are there in a chef toque? 100
  12. Why was Bernard Tomic fined $80,000 during the 2019 edition of Wimbledon? Lack of Effort
  13. In average, how many times do people fart per day? 5 to 15 times
  14. Which tax on a valuable commodity was introduced in Ancient Rome? Urine Tax
  15. What did pirates wear because they were believed to improve their eyesight? Earrings
  16. What is the name of the Twitter bird? Larry
  17. Where was the German chocolate cake invented? Texas
  18. What is Khloe Kardashian scared of? Belly Buttons
  19. Which animal’s poop is cube-shaped? Wombats
  20. What was the first movie to show a toilet flushing? Psycho
  21. Wojtek was a corporal in the Polish army during WWII. What was peculiar about this soldier? He was a bear
  22. What does is the March 20th? Snowman Burning Day
  23. Ian Brackenbury Channell was the official _______ of New Zealand. Wizard
  24. In which country is H0 H0 H0 Santa’s postcode? Canada
  25. Which British actor is a descendent of Robert Catesby, one of the Gunpowder Plot perpetrators? Kit Harrington

Round 3: Funny 50/50 Quiz Questions

friends in a cafe with pizza and beer having fun
  1. Which animal can hold its breath longer – sloth or dolphin?
  2. Which ones float – lemons or limes?
  3. The first alarm clock could only ring at – 4AM or 10AM?
  4. How many prisoners were there in the Bastille when it was stormed during the French Revolution – 7 or 700?
  5. Cotton Candy was invested by a dentist.
  6. There is a town in France called “Condom” – True or False?
  7. Cats have more toes on their front paws – True or false?
  8. Chicago’s nickname “The windy city” has nothing to do with the weather – true or false?
  9. What was Lady Gaga’s famous outfit made of – meat or fish?
  10. What would Abraham Lincoln feed his cat with – a gold fork or a diamond spoon?

Round 3: Answers

  1. Which animal can hold its breath longer – sloth or dolphin? Sloth
  2. Which ones float – lemons or limes? Lemon
  3. The first alarm clock could only ring at – 4AM or 10AM? 4AM
  4. How many prisoners were there in the Bastille when it was stormed during the French Revolution – 7 or 700? 7
  5. Cotton Candy was invested by a dentist. True
  6. There is a town in France called “Condom” – True or False? True
  7. Cats have more toes on their front paws – True or false? True
  8. Chicago’s nickname “The windy city” has nothing to do with the weather – true or false? True
  9. What was Lady Gaga’s famous outfit made of – meat or fish? Meat
  10. What would Abraham Lincoln feed his cat with – a gold fork or a diamond spoon? A gold fork

Round 4: Funny Jokes Quiz Questions

You can find below some funny jokes to add to your pub quiz.

While a lot of people might not get the exact answer, you can still give points for funny alternatives.

Adult funny bearded
  1. What do you call a fake noodle?
  2. What gets wetter the more it dries?
  3. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
  4. What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it?
  5. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
  6. How do celebrities stay cool?
  7. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
  8. What do pirates get from second hand shops?
  9. What do you call a vegan Viking?
  10. What is the most famous fish in the ocean?

Round 4: Answers

  1. What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta
  2. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel
  3. What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session!
  4. What starts with “e” and ends with “e” but only has one letter in it? An envelope
  5. What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive? A glove
  6. How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans
  7. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated
  8. What do pirates get from second hand shops? Hooks
  9. What do you call a vegan Viking? Norvegan
  10. What is the most famous fish in the ocean? A starfish

Round 5: Funny Food Picture Quiz

funny food picture quiz

Round 5: Answers

  1. Bubble and Squeak
  2. Toad in the hole
  3. Rumbledethumps
  4. Spotted Dick
  5. Devils on Horseback
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